NINTENDO’S BIG HITTERS ARRIVING SOON
Today, Nintendo held their first quarter Media Summit in San Francisco, and gave surprisingly early release dates for some of the biggest Nintendo titles of the year. Check them out...
Just Cause 2
Can a grappling hook truly be your greatest adversary, I know Link needed more...
JAMES CAMERON'S AVATAR THE GAME REVIEW
Game versus movie... this time the movie wins hands down! Read why...Race In Space: Mass Effect
This will be the second last microtheme in which I post! Since a review on Mass Effect and Mass Effect 2 will be coming soon, I'll post this microtheme on Mass Effect and race.
BioShock: Enhanced Through Art
Where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality.
League of Legends Review
Overall:8.5/10
Purchase Value:10/10
Replay Value:9/10
Presentation:8/10
Gameplay:8/10
Graphics:6.5/10
Audio: 6/10
In the world of big companies with big profit margins, few things in life are free or at least free and worth doing.
In this world comes the game League of Legends created by Riot Games. League of Legends is the birth child of the hugely popular WC3 user created game D.O.T.A and just like D.O.T.A this game is 100% FREE. That's right no monthly fees, no jacked up store prices, just the time it takes to create an account and download the game.
With so many crappy free games online, why should you take the time to download this one? Well League of Legends is not just some free game someone took a day to make and threw it on a website. This game is a FULL game, with stats, friends lists, patches and new/updated maps and characters to play.
Riot Games did one of the smartest things they could do when creating League of Legends they didn't just try to recreate D.O.T.A they got the creators of D.O.T.A to help them make the game have everything thing that was great about D.O.T.A but improve on it and they did it League of Legends is amazing. Even though the game is free Riot Games did not go halfway on this game it is rich in gameplay and the characters are well thought out and are all different in their own way.
In League of Legends you play as "The Summoner". You pick a "Champion" and you play through the game as this champion, of course you level up buying killing minions or NPC creators and by killing other Champions. You upgrade your champion by buying weapons and armor from the shop with gold you collect by killing things and you get a slow streaming supply during the course of the game. The level cap is 18 so the game starts to get very competitive very fast. If you keep dying or "Feeding" one player and he hits level 10 while everyone else is level 5 then that 1 player can ultimately go on huge killing sprees gaining more and more gold and becoming more and more powerful. Eventually becoming so strong that them alone could determine the outcome of the whole game. This makes League of Legends very team based a good team can beat a great player every time so the game gives you the option of playing alone and getting a random team or playing as an arranged team against other arranged teams. Other then the level aspect of your champion, you gain levels as a "Summoner" every game you complete you gain experience which will level you and give you "ability points" (think World of Warcraft talent points) making your champion unique. After every game you also get "Battle Points" which you can use in the shop to buy new champions, skins and upgrades. Riot Games does give you the option to use real money and buy "Riot Points" which you can use in the shop but it takes about 1/3 of riot points to buy something then it does if your using battle points.
League of Legends is one or maybe even is the best free game I have ever played, it is fun, exciting and competitive, everything you want in an multiplayer only game. If you enjoyed D.O.T.A your going to love League of Legends and if you didn't I still recommend trying this game, what do you have to lose?? 15minutes of your life, alot better then losing 60$ on a game a realizing it was worth 5$.
For everyone who wants to try it heres the website: http://www.leagueoflegends.com/
Trust me it's way worth your time and money oh wait IT'S FREE
Roses are Red, Turians are Blue...
Well, it’s getting to be that time of year again: Valentine’s Day. The flowers… the chocolates… the undeniable feeling that you’re being robbed… it all comes together to create a truly unique holiday that really should not exist. Now a full decade into the 21st century, some are worried that their precious day of romance is becoming too commercialized. It’s not about the gifts, the spending, or the delicious February 13th break-up tears – it’s about the love.
And thanks to Bioware’s latest and greatest masterpiece, Mass Effect 2, you don’t even need a boyfriend or girlfriend in order to get your romance on. Sure, the critically acclaimed sequel doesn’t have the steamy, raunchy, “look at that side-boob!” sex scenes like it’s predecessor had, but it’s still got lots of lovin’ for all the romantic gamers out there. Here’s a list of potential partners that Commander Shepard could be doing the horizontal mambo with, if, you know, you want a break from saving the galaxy, or something.
Miranda Lawson:
Let’s start off with Miranda, the genetically enhanced Cerberus officer with a heart of gold, and a trunk full of junk. I’m sure 90% of the guys playing the game will attempt to get it on with Miranda, and with good reason. She’s voiced and modeled after the gorgeous Yvonne Strahovski, and has an air of confidence about her that is just out of this world (get it!?). When chatting it up with Miranda, make sure to continuously mention that she is more than just a genetically modified sex soldier. Don’t worry, she can’t tell that you’re lying – Project Natal isn’t out yet.
Fun Fact: She’s got a twin sister, ahhhhh yeahhhhhh! Wait… she’s younger than Miranda? … she’s 19 though?… AHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH!!
Tali’Zorah nar Rayya:
The delightful germaphobe Tali returns in Mass Effect 2, and is in the mood for some loving. Lucky for you, it seems our robo-ho has had a little crush on Shepard for quite some time, and won’t take too much persuading in order to shed the biosuit. Remind her that you’re on a dangerous suicide mission and could perish at any moment, and she’ll be lubing up in antibiotics faster than you can say “Migrant Fleet”.
Fun Fact: Tali has an exotic Russian/Ukranian accent. HOT!
Jack:
Power is sexy…right? I mean, just because she has a guy’s name, is bald, escaped from prison, and has more tattoos than a member of the Hell’s Angels, it doesn’t mean Jack isn’t the romantic type. Besides, she’s one of the most powerful human biotics in the entire galaxy. Just think of all the possibilities! Help her nuke the Cerberus facility she was raised in and remind her that she’s not alone in the universe, and you’ll be feeling her head stubble in no time.
Fun Fact: It is possible to have sex with Jack and not earn the Paramour achievement. How rude!
Jacob Taylor:
Jacob is the human romance option for female Shepard’s this time around. Eat your heart out, Kaiden Alenko! Jacob joins up with Shepard right at the beginning of the game, and although he may not be as interesting as some of the alien party members, he is of the same race. Hey, to some people, that’s important. To each their own. Just be warned: if you do sleep with Jacob, there could be repercussions in Mass Effect 3 in regards to Kaiden… that is, if you didn’t kill him off in the first game.
Fun Fact: Jacob claims to be an expert in both biotics AND heavy weaponry. Sounds like someone is overcompensating…
Garrus Vakarian:
The badass, scouter-wearing turian Garrus returns from the first Mass Effect as well, and is a romance option for female Shepard’s. Sure, the dialogue can get a little stale when flirting with Garrus. Hell, he looks like Freddy Krueger with dreadlocks… how do you even go about making that seem sexy? But if you stick with it, maybe by the time Mass Effect 3 rolls around, Shepard will have given birth to your little human-turian freak babies.
Fun Fact: I wouldn’t recommend mouth-to-mouth kissing with Garrus. Turian mouth flaps are just weird. Don’t say I didn’t warn you…
Thane Krios:
The Drell assassin marks an interesting choice for a love interest for female Shepard’s out there – he’s stealthy, cold, and quick. Great attributes for a hit man, no doubt, but in the sack…not so much. Nevertheless, if you help the troubled Thane reunite with his son, and show off some of that classic Commander charm, he’ll be chomping at the bit to break his human cherry.
Fun Fact: Drell’s have perfect memory recall. No pressure or anything… but he’ll remember your first time…FOREVER.
Reception and Operation: Super Mario Galaxy
Just Cause 2 Review
Purchase Value:2.5/10
Replay Value:1/10
Presentation:9/10
Gameplay:6.5/10
Graphics:7.5/10
Audio:7.5/10
The Lacks:
When writing this review, I realized that the pros heavily out way the cons for this game, and have increased my original grading of this game slightly higher... unusual of me...
The game had decent graphics, but in some cases had glitchy video clips. The voice was completely off from the subtitles and so forth. That can completely take you out of the immersive atmosphere of Panau. The faction missions were then repetitive, and in most cases random, but it was manageable. They were there just so all areas of Panau would be discovered and traversed, which is a feature I never truly enjoyed, but when the locale is as large as Panau, there has to be some forced exploration!
Furthermore, the controls are poor for the part, especially when it comes to climbing a completely flat, vertical building. For example, the casino that is first encountered! Having to use only your grappling hook to scale the building will become a chore, and become very annoying. A trick to this is aiming left or right when clinging to the wall. It will allows you to scale higher and faster.
Last, the checkpoints were weakly situated, causing one to always start from the beginning, which is a great method to improve your skills, but on absurd missions... you don't want to repeat them again for a silly mistake.
In conclusion, even though I rate the purchase value low, I would say that there is enough content to last you 20 hours, so it is worth it. And if you are a completionist, then buy this game just to cause chaos in every single little town spread across the map, you'll have plenty of fun (sarcastically written). Personally, I bought the game, but traded it in after completing the agency missions (storyline), because it was simply a waste of time to try and do everything else. I would have been happier just renting it... but now you know better than me! It was a fun game, but almost too long, due to the repetitive faction missions.
Splinter Cell Conviction Review
Purchase Value:3/10
Replay Value:4/10
Presentation:9/10
Gameplay:8/10
Graphics:8.5/10
Audio:8/10
The Saboteur Review
Purchase Value:6.5/10
Replay Value:3.5/10
Presentation:8.2/10
Gameplay:7/10
Graphics:9/10
Audio:6/10
Let's get down to it! Another World War II game, but this time you play as Devlin, an Irish bystander, who becomes involved in helping to free Paris from Nazi occupation after his good friend is brutally murdered. Everything after the murder is just a vicious onslaught of Nazi forces.
Although this game is constructed as an open sand-box game like the Grand Theft Auto series, I didn't really want to explore Paris. I wanted to get the game over and done with as fast as possible. And if you are like me, then one method you may want to also use is this: storing 5 vehicles as soon as possible in the garage, unlocking the Altair sports car; it gets you from point A to point B much faster. Be careful when driving though, I would recommend following the roads, because if you attempt to venture off road and begin to slow down when encountering a hill... YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT UP THAT HILL... it's an impossible feat! Also if you drive near water and it happens to have a slight elevation increase (a hill basically), no matter how hard you try to drive up that hill near the water, your car will continue to slide down into the water! I've lost too many cars to the likes of small Paris rivers.
Furthermore, when discussing driving, the controls are quite poor (especially when applying the handbrake), similar to Mercenaries or Just Cause 2 gameplay, but at least I can witness Devlin shift from drive to reverse, which I though was decently impressive. The vehicle detail when being shot or having blood splatter on it is quite impressive though (meaning where you shoot the car, a bullet hole will appear... something that I shouldn't have to strive to look for in games anymore, it should be commonality... Goldeneye even had that mastered). But, something which I enjoyed was the fact that where ever I left my car when exiting the game, it would still be in that exact location when starting the game again. GTA never even had that; always had to make sure to park my vehicle in a garage or on the street in a designated zone!
The fact that I wanted to get the game over and done with as fast as possible is not due to the fact that the game lacked by any means; it actually had superior graphics, amazing aesthetics (black and white imagery for Nazi occupied France, and once freed it would appear in extraordinary colour), and a new take on World War II. But, other than that, running around and constantly killing Nazis can become slightly mundane... who am I kidding... it becomes a job rather than being there for pure enjoyment. The only way to keep it interesting would be if the game incorporate methods of killing Nazis similar to that of the Bear Jew in Inglorious Bastards (Tarantino 2009). The only thing that I actually wanted to do was climb the Eiffel Tower and base jump from the top and survive (probably the most memorable part of the game); also you obtain an achievement for it, so there's nothing better than that.
A few things you may notice while playing might be the 'effortless' grenade throw, nearly embarrassing, the mashing of buttons to climb/scale building with ease, or the fact that you will raise an alarm where ever you travel (it seems), even when you are disguised. But the alarms features was quite intense (very similar to GTA), where alarm level 1 and 2 are quite pathetic, but when reaching the higher level, it would become nearly impossible to escape the Nazis. Level 3 the SS Gestapo vehicles chase you down with Batmobile (original Batman with Jack Nicholson) like machine guns on the hoods of their cars. With Level 4, airplanes and Warships (similar to Kirov airships in the Red Alert series) begin to show up, which brought me the greatest enjoyment blowing it up, because the explosion was so detailed. Then last, level 5 had tanks roll in, which posed the greatest barrier. All of the alarms provided a new level of entertainment.
I cannot finish this review though without mentioning Devlin's famous Celtic charm and Irish accent. This man can get any woman in the world it seems and does so by speaking in a completely ludicrous way. I was laughing practically every time he spoke. He would pull out the craziest lines that I've never even heard of before and they would be riddled with profanities. Such as "Piece of Piss" or Holy Shite" would be some trademark phrases.
Overall the game is worth purchasing (I did for the midnight show code of course... nudity in a video is obviously the best). It can easily provide up to 15 to 20 hours of gameplay giving you around 700 achievements with ease. If anything else, at least rent it or watch a video on it to hear Devlin or to slaughter a few Nazis, that is if anyone still has a personal vendetta against them (a great means of escape/release then).










